the best feeling in the world is when you finish your homework early and you take a shower and you get to crawl into bed and surround yourself in blankets and pillows at 9:30 and go on your laptop and listen to music and take acid tabs until you begin hallucinating that satan is with you and allow him to guide you into killing your friends and family and eating their flesh before you sacrifice yourself to his domain
if you didn’t know stuff about humans you would think they get mad at the weirdest stuff
like one human raises their thumb to another human
that’s good, humans like that
one human raises their middle finger to another human
humans do NOT LIKE THAT
humans think that is a BAD FINGER
don’t you DARE raise that specific finger at me
any other finger is ok just not that one
do u ever start being friends with someone
and then u get to know them
and its like
no wait
i dont actually like you
can we stop this friendship thing we have going on
Fun fact I knew this girl from camp who had a British accent but she wasn’t from England and then one day I went to her house and her parents didn’t have a British accent either so I asked her where she got it from because I was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a British accent
- Sext: I kiss you deeply as I lay you back gently on the bed, my hands roaming up your thighs, palms are sweaty, knees weak arms spaghetti
Understanding the motivation behind a characters actions is not the same as excusing those actions.
Enjoying a characters complexity isn’t being blind to their faults.
I don’t want a perfect character, I want a character I can love, get mad at, laugh at, cry at, curse at…I want them to feel real.
i think that it’s really funny that women spend hundreds of dollars on anti-aging creams
this-sort-of-mission-quest-thing:
but then there’s elijah wood
2001:
2012:
It’s not him, it’s the ring. He still has the fucking ring, the bastard.
