a haiku about going to school tomorrow:
no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no
(Source: buttsen, via mrwatsons)
friends are like balloons
if you stab them they die
(Source: mechastreisand, via hiddlette-deactiv052712)
house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me
a real punishment would be sending me outside. Where do I go?
(Source: fuj0shi, via watersforstark)
- My brain during the day: Potato, potato, ching chong tomato
- My brain at night: I wonder why the Earth was placed exactly here and allowed us to provide a perfect climate to sustain human life
hey canadians
how was school
(Source: bieberballs, via instantremorse)
